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Classics
Mai Tai$11
The most iconic drink of the Tiki era: Jamaican rum, fresh lime, dry curacao, orgeat, house made Mai Tai syrup.
Zombie$13
A vicious blend of rums, fresh squeezed tropical juices and exotic spices. Imbiber beware — Only two per customer!
Classic Daquiri$9
No need to mess with perfection: Barbadian rum, lime, house-made demerara.
Painkiller$11
Pusser’s rum, pineapple, coconut, orange, nutmeg. Autumn’s favorite!
Three Dots and a Dash$12
A victorious libation! Martinique Rhum Agricole, Venezuelan rum, allspice, falernum, lime, orange, agave.
Planter’s Punch$12
A Jamaican classic: A bold pour of rum, lime, demerara, “and a touch of spice to make it nice!”
Singapore Sling$10
London dry gin, cherry heering, benedictine, fresh lemon, demerara, orange bitters.
Dr. Funk$12
A secret herbal concoction of black pot still rum, and a blend of citrus. A little sweet, a lot funky.
Originals
Black Spider Grog$12
Our signature swill. Three rums, grapefruit, blackberry allspice.
Pink Pearl Diver$11
Guyanese rum, vanilla vodka, wild cherry, guava, lemon, house-made cinnamon syrup.
High Priestess of Funk$12
The funkiest secret in town. Light and refreshing yet casts a spell.
Black Flamingo$13
Coffee, rum, banana, macadamia, pineapple, lemon, bitters.
Screaming Skull$12
Intense. Beware. Mezcal, Panamanian rum, habanero, demerara, creamy blend of juices.
Cheeky Tiki Monkey$13
Scotch, Cointreau Noir, falernum, cocoa, allspice, bloodorange, lemon.
Cruel Summer$12
Spiced rum, Guyanese rum, banana, pineapple, coconut, allspice.
Suntan Sour$9
A sunshine-y, citrus-y dream. Gin, rum, orange, lemon, Mai Tai syrup, bitters
The Bowls
Scorpion Mating Ritual$28
Guaranteed to get you stung! Blend of rums, mezcal, gin, mango, guava, habanero, ginger. *Serves 2.
BFF (Big Fuckin’ Fun)$28
Share it with your best friend! Spiced rum, coconut rum, Mandarin Jaritos, ginger ale, lemon, clover agave syrup, bitters. *Serves 2.
Mermaid Orgy$56
A hypnotic aphrodisiac from deep within the South Seas. Rum, vodka, passion fruit, curacao, coconut water. *Serves 3 – 4.
Volcano Bowl$56
A classic tiki tradition amongst friends. A lava flow of rums, grapefruit, lime, agave, demerara. *Serves 3 – 4.
Virgin Drinks
The Virgin Ray$8
Mango, ginger beer, habanero, orgeat, nutmeg
Shirley Temple of Doom$8
Butterfly pea tea, pineapple, lime, orgeat, coconut cream
Frozen Drinks
Rotating Cast of Characters$9
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